Commencement [Jim]

The page you are currently viewing, for reasons known only to You, will someday contain an extensively detailed narrative of the exploits of the Hartley Household in India's Sunny Clime. You may rest assured that Your Humble Narrator will not be providing all the Commentary on Said Page, and thus there is some hope for you, the Reader, to find herein accounts of Said Household's Adventures which will be written in a prose Style containing a somewhat less convoluted Sentence Structure than that which you, the Reader, are currently Reading (or, to be Honest, than that which you, the Reader, have quickly skimmed to see if you can find the Punctuation Mark denoting the Terminus of the present Sentence). Sadly, however, as the Hartley Household is still residing in these United States, there are, at Present, no Exploits to Recount.